So yesterday at the gym...I went to get ready for work. When I opened my bag...I realized I had forgotten my pants. It is a little too far to turn around and go home...so I decided I'd just stop at Wal-Mart by my school. So I texted my principal and said.... "Forgot my pants...stopping at Wal-Mart ..might be late!" To which I got the reply... "WHAT?!?!?!? WHO IS THIS?"
Reminds me of a story from a year or so ago....
Mosquitoes love me. I had over 30 bites on my legs, and was going crazy because my pants were rubbing them. So I texted my principal.... "Can I wear shorts tomorrow? I have a ton of bug bites and pants make it unbearable!" To which she writes back.... "WHY CAN'T YOU WEAR A SKIRT OR A DRESS?" My response... "If you really want me to I guess I could....HIS IS TED!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA